Hi! Welcome to my personal web site. You're probably lost (or just really bored), because other than some info about me, some photos of friends and family, some links, and a web site devoted to my high school graduating class (all of dubious value), there's absolutely nothing useful here.

As Scott Adams once said, "This web project is the most self-indulgent, egotistical thing I have ever done in my life. But the day is young, I can top it."

Here are some (obligatory) favorite quotes:

• "I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere." - Van Wilder
• "The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a bit longer." - Henry Kissinger
• "No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit." - Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
• "That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable." - Despair. From the same source: "The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower."
• "New York City's Civic Motto: 'I Got Yer Civic Motto Right Here'" - Dave Barry
• "We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true." -Robert Wilensky, UC Berkeley
• "If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat." - anonymous
• "Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." - Hector Berlioz
• "When everyone's out to get you, paranoia is just good thinking." - Johnny Fever

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